Jul 11, 2009
Chain email about boys
I could not stop laughing when I read this. It some how seems true, because I am sure every girl has had this kind of conversation with one boy or the other at least once in her life. (I wish though, if you are a girl, you don't have to)...
He: Me and her are just friends
She: So that means she can live with you?
He: Don't you trust me?
5 days later...
He: We need to talk
She: I know what you are gonna say
He: Me and her kissed
She: You and me are done
He: Can we not be friends?
She: (Amazed look)
4 days later .....
She: Well... I wish you are happy with her, I don't want to be bitter, after all we shared a lot
He: I know I was wrong
She: So isn't it weird sleeping with someone a week later
He: I am not having sex with her so soon
5 days later ......
You know what happens...
Hahahaha.. I could not stop cracking up. I just could not. I think I should read chain emails sometimes, I usually just delete them.
I am sure though every boy is not a 'He', and I hope every girl is not a 'She'.
Jul 9, 2009
Summer Update
Jul 5, 2009
I want you to dump me
Dear Gentlemen,
When you know you don’t want to see me anymore, I need you to do me a favor: be an adult and dump me. Don’t text me pretending that you want to reschedule when you flake out on our plans, don’t promise you’ll call me later if you’re not gonna, don’t ask for my number if you have no intention of ever calling me, etc. If I wanted to date someone who mastered the disappearing act, I’d have schtooped a magician. But I didn’t, I dated/boyfriended/made out with/dry humped on the dance floor/flirted with you. Now, I need you to breakup with me.
And I’m totally fine with us not working out. I just don’t want to be left with false hope and then no explanation.
1) It makes me feel like an idiot for ever having liked you.
2) Are you trying to make peeps regret thinking you are a hot piece of ass?
3) Do you really want me to have to analyze your inner psyche with my girlfriends?
Listen, I know there are a lot of reasons you may not want to be my man. It’s cool, I’m not perfect. I can accept that you took me for a test drive and you now know I’m not what your looking for. Heck, sometimes, I’m not feelin’ it too. No harm, no foul. After all, it takes two to, you know…. If you want to be nice, just tell me where you stand. Don’t leave me wondering, “Why hasn’t he called?” and “What did I do wrong?”
To illustrate my point, I will dive into my own slut files and show you how, even in the most fleeting moments, this consideration counts. At two separate birthday parties I met some of my pals’ sexy dude friends. Man #1 and I kissed all night long until the end of the party. He asked for my number, had our mutual friend text me to call him because he lost it, and then texted me saying it was nice to meet me almost a week after the fact and he would be in touch to make plans. Yet still, after all that, he never asked to see me again. Why did he go through that ridiculous amount of trouble and drag our mutual friend into this if he had no intention of seeing me again? I had nearly forgotten all about him when he texted me back in, strung me along, and then pulled the fade out. I feel like twice as rejected now.
Man #2 and I met under similar circumstances; we flirted and made out at a mutual buddy’s b-day party. But when it came time to say goodbye, he didn’t even try to get my number. He said he’d leave seeing me again up to fate and then told me, “That’s how I roll.” OK, so I puked a little in my own mouth upon hearing a line like that, but at least I know I don’t have to give him a second thought. It’s a relief! He wasn’t interested and he let me know upfront. He obviously knows how to play the game. Love ‘em and let them know when you’re gonna leave ‘em. For that, I give him two thumbs up.
So, my male counterparts, I vow to always answer your phone call, if only to tell you I’m not interested. I will not agree to a second date in person and then ignore your plan-making email. I will not make you think you have a chance at screwing me if I only want a free drink. But I need you to give me the same respect. Any boy who watched “G.I. Joe” knows that knowing is half the battle. Don’t leave me to feed on my own insecurities as to why you don’t want to see me again. Rip off that band-aid, tough guy, because the slow peel is worse. Or, in the immortal words of Diana Ross’ “You Keep Me Hangin’ On,” ”Let me get over you, the way you’ve gotten over me. Set me free, why don’t cha babe.” Especially if you’ve already had sexy time with me, you know that I’m not fragile, I can take it. So please, I’m begging you, dump me.
With Love,
Simcha
Jul 3, 2009
Hindi movies on TV
Thank you
Jul 2, 2009
Three more days + Song of the day
- The most difficult one has been achieved. I have visited my homeland .. India.
- The Tushar one is doable. So I check that off as well :)..
- Guitar hero.. sigh.. things have changed...
- Bonding with the roomies... well the new ones are friends already. So that's checked :D:D
- DAC's group exercise program is running better. For many reasons. Checked... woohoo
Jul 1, 2009
I love babies
